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Archive for July, 2008

#4 Jeans With No Butt Pockets

A lot of Mexican girls can be found wearing these.  The content of their purses:
Eyeliner
Dark red lipstick
Metro PCS cellphone (here’s the ringtone)
Aqua Net
2 Tampax Heavy Flow Plus.  You know, for the heaviest flow days.

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Michoacan is a state in Mexico. It’s also the name of every other Mexican proprietorship.
Taqueria Michoacan, Panderia Michoacan, Video Michoacan, Barberia Michoacan,  The list goes on and on.
p.s. See that beer sign?

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Mexican people predominately display this in their kitchens.  Mexicans feel good knowing that while eating posole, Jesus is never too far away.

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#1 Bud Light

This beer is a staple among Mexicans.  It is required to be present at all Baby Showers, Easters, Birthdays, and First Communions.
Mexicans use this beer to celebrate, to mourn, and to marinate steaks.
While bottles are good, smart Mexicans go for the cans. Recycling them for cash is part of the Mexican way.

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