The Way of The Mexican involves driving Fords.
To be OG with it, you gotta drive a mid 90’s Ford Explorer or a Thunderbird.
You see, our (grand)parents didn’t come to the US to have us drive Japanese cars, we buy American. Plus, even though they may not run tip top, we got a mechanic or three in the family. Tio Jose Luis can fix that intake manifold no problem. All he needs is a spare weekend. You just gotta hold the flashlight and make parts runs and beer runs. Then just go to the remate and get a CD player and you’re all set.