Birthday? Baby Shower? Baptismo? Daughter lost her first tooth? Whatever the reason, the celebration is to be had at the park. The place where alcohol isn’t allowed, but to us, that just means beer, no hard liquor.
Carne asada, Tecate, Bud Light, Corona, and…Pacifico? Who the fuck brought Pacifico? Pinche, Osvaldo, I swear man. Damn his wife is fine though, lucky motherfucker, how did he get her? I’m not hatin’ but seriosly, pinche Osvaldo, man. Ooh, oh, Tio is drunk again. He’s singing with the music… in his car. Don’t drive tio, have some cake. The car is just on so the battery won’t die? OK, cool. Wait where you going? You lied! Dad, Tio took off drunk. “He’s just making a beer run, leave him alone.” Why are there so many kids? I have cousins I don’t even know about. Damn that salsa is hot, I need another beer. All that’s left is Pacifico? FUCKING OSVALDO, MAN. I swear.